After eating his first meal on the moon, the astronaut said, "The food was good but the place lacked atmosphere."

How are astronauts served dinner in outer space?
On flying saucers

How do you know that Saturn was married?
It has so many rings.

If you live on planet Earth, what trip do you take each year for free?
You travel all the way around the sun.

How far can you see on a clear day?
93 million miles

Why are there old dinosaur bones in a museum?
There are no new ones.

What do you call a dinosaur who sleeps all night?
A dino snore

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
Dino mite